Study Links Politics with Anality
A scientific study released today claims that 'extreme liberals' and
'arch-conservatives' share the common characteristic of disliking
people who are better looking than themselves (practically
everybody). The difference bewteen the two 'persuasions' being
opposite scores on a test that measures how "anal" a person is.
Anal differences were ascertained using the Degree of Anality
measurement Device. Sample questions from the anality-test:
True/False "If someone moves my pencil I call the police." or
True/False "I don't know where anything is." Marking true on the
first question measures extreme high anality. Marking true on the
second question creates a low anality score. Refusing to mark the
test can be indicative of either.
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