Future_Bottomtown

Touring again

Barely recovered from a plane crash in the
Andes in which several survivors were alleged to
have eaten the navigator, Anita Bottomtown is
touring again to promote her latest album: 'On A
Bad Day.'

It's been an interesting life: A singing and movie
sensation by the age of fifteen, an astronaut
and US Senator as well as a mother. Anita has
also seen the underside of life. There were often
reports of flagrant misconduct with the
Dunham-Yerby soccer club several years ago.

But if anything Anita knows how to get on with
the business of living. This can be seen in her
music as unfortunate and unwelcome events are
turned into inspiration to persevere.

Of her recent experiences, all she would say is,
"After several weeks on limited rations and I
just couldn't keep the weight off."

The navigator had been mentioned as a
possible suitor. Presumably he expired on
landing.