A Climate Surprise!
A bunch of crazed Polar Bears came ashore at Miami Beach, Florida
yesterday afternoon. Many officials were stunned. The bears were not
listed as Guest Workers by the Department of Naturalization and could
be deported as early as next year. Professor Hurlingson, the
Exxon-Mobile Scholar on Climate Science at Busch University said it was
unusual for the Bears to leave their natural habitat in New Jersey but
wouldn't comment further.
Several foreign tourists were eaten, and the bears were said to be
hiking inland toward Disney World. Sheriff Leroy Dobson did not seem
too worried about the Bears. "The gators will get them," he said,
grinning.
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