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| It's Mommy! Review by Hero Heeto What happens when the bullies won't leave you alone and Daddy is absent or worthless? It's Mommy to the rescue. And this isn't any normal Mommy. This is a Mommy who can put a turkey in the oven and then execute a double back-flip before severing a terrorist's head with a spatula. Masquerading as a Mom with several children orphaned when their military-service parents are exploded by suicide bombers in the Middle East, special agent Trish Conoli is about to save the world. Thankfully this film is only 110 minutes long. But there is an explosion, car, motorcycle or jet chase every three minutes. And in between those three minute intervals there is an extraordinary gymnastic execution. The finale scene in which Trish is intimate with a Navy Seal who has swallowed a time-bomb while she pilots a jumbo-jet bomber programmed to destroy Washington DC was a hit with the teenage boys in the movie theater. Even the President made a cameo appearance firing an antiquated revolver at several hijackers, before his mysterious disappearance. This movie was produced by Habib O'Connor whose earlier blockbuster, "Secret Ass Woman, the Movie Sequel," earned $ 480 million dollars worldwide. Mommy II is already in the works. |
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| Ernst Hablen's 'Broken Woman' |
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| Gender Piles at the York |
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| Life and Death |
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| The Cafe-Graphica movement |
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| Daydream Rider opens mixed |
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| Twisted, the new Gaming Experience |
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| Virtual Dissectomy |
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| Good-by Capitalism |
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| Bears Ahoy! |
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| Remember the Baby-boomers! |
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| Dreams for Sale |
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| Doctor Howard |
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| Where's the world going? |
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