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Space-Time and Hitler
by Noobi
Scientists at the Imager claim to have deciphered an event from the
end of the World War. Dr. Constantine Virgo and Dr. Nancy Liu in a
paper presented to the 75th Symposium of Gravitational Mechanics
claim that certain violent events can distort the fabric of Space-Time in
unusual ways. When Reich-Marshal Hitler commited suicide in the
chancellory bunker he may have unraveled his own past-loop. At the
moment of his departure from life he experienced the outcome of a
change that traveled back to 1932. Instead of the chancellory
building, Hitler was transported to an alternative conclusion in which
the very space he had inhabited switched to a different outcome and
he found himself in the bargain-basement of Vertheimer's department
store, possibly in the men's lavatory. Vertheimer's had owned the land
the Chancellory was constructed upon, but was forced into liquidation
by the Nazi Aryan-laws. Rumor has it the men's lavatory in
Vertheimer's basement attracted an unsavory crowd of homeless and
criminal elements. Eventually guards were hired to police the area.
Skeptics of the proposed findings include Mego of the Reality Institute.
"This is all a trick of the mass-media age," Mego said. People who
don't know any better as well as hackers and others of malign
intention are purposefully distorting information of the past giving
credence to Space-Time changes. More nuetral parties like Dr. Otto
Herginsville of the Quantum Institute in New York say "There is
unmistakable evidence that time has speeded-up. But outcomes and
changes are outside of scientific proof."
***Reader's Comments:****
Hitler was the Chancellor not Reich-Marshal
How could an event from 1947 be picked up 80 years
later?
Wasn't that 1944?
Mego is right. How could there be rumors about a
place that didn't exist?
Those rumors are about the store on Lepzenger
Platz. But derelicts were not allowed to enter.
There were always policemen out front.
How would you know? It's all B.S.
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