Alumni from South Plainfield High School in East Plainfield, NJ:
Larry G writes:
A typical day for me... 24 holes of golf with my billionaire buddies while we discuss IPOs and option spreads.
Then on to a board meeting of Very Concerned Scientists where I chair a sub-committee on harnessing Dark
Energy.
By noon I head to the Bowery for a free meal at a soup kitchen I know. In the early afternoon I visit my old
military pals at a psychiatric hospital. We often reminisce about who bit off Sergeant Hodge’s head; laughter
is followed with much screaming.
Then home in time to explain to the wife and mother-in-law why I failed to report to work as a Wall-Mart
greeter.
By evening it’s into jammies. I watch cartoons and nature-shows until sleepy-time.
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Drs. Susan B and Donald Anthony, both hematologists have internalized their prestigious careers. In off-
hours they sell their blood on ebay while chatting on-line with artist-friends. For fun they stick each other
with needles and go bowling.
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Heinz Oferbrocker
They laughed at me because I was flatulent. No one asked me to the Sadie Hawkin's (sp?) Day Dance, even
though I offered bonuses. I have never forgotten these things and will one day get even.
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Linda D
I’m just so happy to be out of prison so I can return to the pre-school I operate with my step-father. I am
sorry that I missed my husband’s fifth birthday because of incarceration and intend to make up for it.
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Bartholomew Z
I’m just kind of normal and wondered about a reunion. Anybody know anything?
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Block his correspondence because he’s boring [New Feature]
Marvin S
I didn't actually go to this school. In fact, I'm not real.
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