Who Wrote Dylan?
The coveted Herangi Award for advanced scholarship was announced at
Drewson University last evening. Professor Albetori Gomez won for his
1500 page book: "Could Robert Zimmerman have written the 'Bob Dylan'
songs of the twentieth century?" While inconclusive, Professor Gomez
postulated that a group of people who sounded like Robert Zimmerman
may have contributed material. Many academics dispute the notion that a
high-school graduate, and son of a TV repairman, could have been able to
write so many profound songs and lyrics. A number of scholars believe
that Bill Gates of Microsoft using an array of computers wrote the songs,
though there are a number of problems with this assumption; the primary
one being that Bill Gates would have been seven years old when 'Blowin'
in the Wind' was released.
The veracity of material contain herein can not be verified and any claim of parody
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